Extra-Messy Naughty November "Smooth" Cranberrying Report by taylah maid (Oz!)

When jezi did the first Cranberry version of the Naughty November assignment, she was only able to find the "Wholeberry" style sauce, so I assumed that the "Jellied" sauce wasn't available in the UK. I even thought that the "Wholeberry" might be better than the "Jellied" canned stuff that Ocean Spray sells us Americans. (See at right. That shape, and the way that the sauce holds it, is iconic.) 

This year, jezi found the Jellied sauce in jars, which is called "Smooth" in the UK, so I had her buy it and do the assignment again in order to compare the two. She said it was much better and felt more...mmm...realistic than the "Wholeberry". :-)

I knew taylah had found both in Australia (picture at left), where the "Smooth" is called "Jellied" like in the US. As you can see, it is in a jar there, but a less fancy one than in the UK. Since I had previously ordered taylah to use the Wholeberry sauce, I ordered her to do the assignment again with the Jellied sauce for comparison. Below is her intensely wet and messy report!

[Note: taylah is definitely my most outrageous sissy, and the below is definitely not my usual "Cranberrying" report. She really likes getting wet and messy, as well as wearing colorful and outrageous makeup. I was a little concerned the first time I read certain aspects of it, but after talking to her, I realized that it was just her way of having fun!]

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At the moment, I'm struggling to find any sort of alone time to be able to complete assignments. So as soon as I found out my family were going out for at least four hours, I knew this was my chance to finally complete my second cranberry assignment for Mistress Magick!

My first job was to actually buy the cranberry sauce. I quickly drove down to the supermarket and purchased the “jellied” variety of cranberry sauce. Without anyone looking sideways at a guy buying only a jar of cranberry sauce on Thanksgiving day, I returned home to get ready for my cranberry cummies. [Obviously your mom/wife forget to get it, and since your imaginary American cousin, George, doesn't think it's a proper holiday without cranberry sauce, she sent you out to get some! He was disappointed that it didn't come in a can! LOL! ~ M]

I went into my bathroom, shoving some boxes against the door in case my family returned home early. My first task was to set up my mobile phone so that I could film everything that happened. Upon setting it up (using a lot of blu tack), I undressed. (I'm sorry. I know I said I was going to attach at least some screenshots, but after watching it back, I'm not comfortable with any of the images ending up on the internet.)

I wanted to feel nice and femme while completing the assignment, but rather than merely apply makeup, I instead used my clown face paint as makeup. I used purple face paint as eye shadow over my right eye, and neon orange face paint as eye shadow over my left eye. I painted neon pink circles on my cheeks, and used the neon green facepaint as lipstick. The “lipstick” continued off my top lip halfway to my nose, and off my bottom lip a third of the way to my chin, but despite its comical exaggeration still retained a quite feminine shape. I painted a thin black line along the edge of the eye shadow, the pink cheeks, and the green lips to accentuate the shape.

Now that I was all dolled up, it was time to begin. I kneeled down in the bathtub, removed the lid from the cranberry sauce jar, and as suggested poked a hole in the centre of the jellied cranberry sauce. I poked Your cock into the jar, and I noticed that the sensation this time was different to last time. This time, the sauce offered much less resistance, with much less friction. If the sauce went everywhere last time, it really went everywhere this time! The sauce quickly lost all of its jelly-like properties and became very runny.

I spent about a third of the time scooping cranberry sauce off my legs back into the jar. The sauce ended up all over my legs, and all over my hands, making it very hard to hold onto the jar!

It took about six minutes of pumping away at the very saucy sauce to realise I needed to take a break. I found it difficult to do when there was so little resistance! After taking a while to get hard again, I returned to the jar and began humping away again.

As I got closer to orgasm, I began to repeat the special mantra Mistress Magick gave me: “Your girl, Mistress; Your cock, Mistress; Your pleasure, Mistress”. After about two and a half more minutes, I finally had the orgasm I had been craving! It felt so good to be able to cum in such a messy, humiliating way for my Mistress. I thanked my Mistress for allowing me this release, before scooping up as much of the cranberry sauce as I could – the jar was now less than half full – and stirring up all the cranberry and cum with a spoon. I knew the especially fun bit was coming next!

I lay on my back in the bathtub, opened my mouth wide, and emptied the entire jar of cranberry-cum sauce into my mouth. I really liked the way the neon green facepaint on my lips contrasted with the deep red colour of the cranberry sauce. It quickly filled up my whole mouth, and then overflowed out of my mouth and down the sides of my face, into my hair, and onto the bathtub. I lay there for a moment to soak in the moment. The fact that the only two times I had cum in a month were using cranberry sauce really made me hot, as I do enjoy wet and messy play, especially at the hands of my Mistress!

Now that my legs and face were covered in cranberry sauce, I decided to attempt to use cranberry sauce instead of water to wash my sissy clown facepaint off. It smeared everywhere, which made me really happy! I waited for a few minutes to enjoy the mess before showering and washing all the mess away.

Now, to the important part: the comparison between cranberry sauce types. Personally, I enjoyed the "Wholeberry" cranberry sauce more than the "Jellied" sauce. It offered more resistance against Your cock, made more mess, and was probably healthier as it contained less sugar. I did notice that the jellied sauce was easier to clean up. With the Wholeberry sauce, the pieces of cranberry make it difficult to simply wash it all down the bathtub drain. The jellied sauce disappeared without a trace very quickly.

If I was to suggest ways to improve the assignment, I would suggest one of two things. The first way to improve it would be to have Your slave leave the cranberry sauce jar in the fridge overnight to make it nice and cold. Along with the added cool sensation, in the instance of the jellied sauce, it may take longer to get runny. [Brrrr! Other subs had said that it feels like a pussy except that it is cold! Of course, maybe being a lot hotter in Australia this time of year makes a difference.]

The other suggestion would be to have Your slave buy multiple jars of cranberry sauce, so that after a few minutes they can change jar to a new jar. This means more cranberry sauce will go everywhere, as well as a better sensation when Your cock plunges into each jar. Personally, if I could do this assignment again tomorrow, I'd use five or six jars instead of one, but then, I just love getting messy! It would also have the added advantage of having Your slave buying unusually large amounts of cranberry sauce at the same time, which would be more likely to raise eyebrows at the point of purchase. [Now, that's an idea! ;-)]

Mistress, thank You for this opportunity to get messy for You. This Thanksgiving, the thing I was most thankful for in my life was You. You're so clever and funny and loving, and I'm very thankful. Thank You, Mistress. [I love you too, sweetie. *kisses*]

Your taylah maid

"Smooth" Naughty November Report by jezi-darling, aka My "cranberry girl"

jezi is now officially my "cranberry girl": Not only was she the first person to do the cranberry version of my Naughty November assignment, and the first one to do it twice, she is now the first to comparison test the "Smooth" versus "Wholeberry" versions of the sauce. Yes, this is her second time doing it this year. She actually did both in November, but I'm just getting the chance to post her "Smooth" report now. This should be the same style cranberry sauce as the "Jellied" version here in the States. 
Enjoy!

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Dear Mistress Magick

Today, i was allowed a second release for Naughty November so as to test and compare the UK "Smooth" version of Cranberry Sauce with my recent "Wholeberry" experience! i was more than grateful to Mistress for allowing me this opportunity given that i had 'discovered' the smooth at a local supermarket just after my original Naughty November assignment.

i was well aware of the routine and managed to remember to place a towel beneath me beforehand! i stripped naked and made the jar ready for my cranberrying, placing two fingers deep into the cold, firm, jelly-like sauce, making a suitable "hole" for Your cock to enjoy!

my fingers were covered, and i used the sticky cold mess to coat Your cock for Your pleasure. It did feel wonderful!

i rubbed, teased and edged Your cock for a couple of minutes until i was forced to stop so as not to ruin my assignment! Gasping with delight, and looking forward to the treat before me, Your cock was as firm as it ever gets!

As i slowly eased myself into the almost vagina-like hole made in the jelly sauce, i found myself sighing with the coolness about Your cock, and the amazing feeling of being "within" that it gave me. i was soon pushing myself deeper and firmer into the jar as it consumed Your cock in the cranberry. It felt oh so very good!

It felt as though Your cock was just reaching the base of the jar as the smooth sauce covered me and oozed about me. My pace quickened, and my desire to please and release grew with each motion. Back and forth. In and out. Faster and faster, i plundered Your cock into the jar, my 'cranberrying' becumming fulfilled!

i teased my nipple with one sticky cranberry-coated finger as my release came closer and closer, kneeling on the towel and beginning to say our mantra over and over:

"Your cock, Mistress."

"Your girl, Mistress."

"Your pleasure, Mistress."

Making sure to pause, and reflect upon You, after each word and phrase, my feelings heightened until i was so close, so very close. It was as though You were beside me as i finally exploded my load deep into the jar! my body shook and Your cock fired its load 3, maybe 4, times as the thrill and release flooded through Your girl's body. i was gasping with joy, ecstatic at my release for which i was, and am, so very thankful to You.

i held myself deep in the cranberry for a few moments, reflecting on the experience and how close i felt to my Mistress, to You - another time for me to feel so very close with You as i had had the privilege of when in Europe. You are a truly Magickal Lady, Mistress.

i withdrew Your cock from the jar to reveal my yummy cummie sissy juices and then used the spoon i had thoughtfully brought with me this time to devour my naughtiness.

Having had the pleasure of a Cranberrying with the Wholeberry sauce and another with the Smooth sauce, i must confide in Mistress that Smooth was even more intense and enjoyable than Wholeberry.

It was also kinder on Your cock, with less bits to get messed up with it. *giggle* My experience today was even better than my first Naughty November assignment, and i would recommend the Smooth to anyone!

Admittedly a sample size of only one of each is maybe not a fair test, but it was most enjoyable Mistress, and i thank You deeply for allowing me to be the cranberry guinea pig!

[Don't worry! taylah maid and others have/will do comparison tests as well. ;-) ~M ]

i hope You enjoy reading this when You get the chance and love You deeply.

Hugs, love and kisses,

Your cranberry jezi-gurl
xxx

Naughty November "Cranberrying" Report by My jezi-darling (UK)

This is jezi's third year cranberrying for me. ;-) She has always had problems finding the Jellied version of the sauce in the UK, so I've allowed her to use the Whole Berry version. I've come to the conclusion that the Brits have better taste than to buy cranberry sauce in the can!

However, after doing the assignment this year, she found some "Smooth" sauce in jars, so she's going to be doing it again. I've decided that I want to do a comparison study, so she won't be the only one! ;-)

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Dear Mistress,

Today was another of those incredibly special days that You deemed me worthy of having and i thank You deeply

This was the day of my Naughty November assignment and 'cranberrying' release in Your honour

i had selected a suitable jar of whole berry cranberry jelly/sauce at the local supermarket. There's nothing at all unusual in that when cumming up to Christmas and turkey time, so that part of the assignment was relatively easy and straight forward.

Now my having been a sissy of Mistress' for some time now this was not my first such assignment with the turkey loving berry, oh no, and this time was to be the best documented by pictures and the most intense yet!

Taking advantage of Mistress' advice, i made a hole in the jelly with two fingers of my left hand. The sauce was firm but squishy between my fingers. i used my messy fingers to rub and lubricate Your cock as i knelt before the jar of cranberry in homage to it and You. i had rarely before lubed myself thus for You. It made a sticky mess on Your cock but nothing compared to what was to cum later!

Suitably lubricated and naked, kneeling for You, Your cock now fairly firm in anticpation, i plunged it into the readymade hole and buried it within the glass jar and its contents of cool and messy sauce! i gasped a little at the coldness about Your cock but also at the thrill of being thus engulfed and surrounded. Some of the contents oozed out about Your cock and balls and spilt to the waiting towel and over my hand as i held the jar close up against my crotch!

The thrill and excitement of my Naughty November assignment for Mistress Magick and the gooeyness of the mess about Her cock as the cranberry squelched and squeezed about me soon had me on the edge of release. i tried my best to prolong the feelings as it might be some time before Mistress deemed me worthy of another cummie, but the intensity was way too much! After a mere 6 or 7 minutes of masturbating into the messy jar, i was chanting our mantra, slowly and with respect and joy in my heart - pausing after each word to add to the thrills:

'Your cock, Mistress'

'Your girl, Mistress'

'Your pleasure, Mistress'

And then in a joyous intense and amazing release, i came in the jar of cranberry, shivering and shaking with delight as my cummie squirted into the messy jelly.

Slowly, and with a smile on my face, i removed Your cock from the jar to reveal my yummy cummie in the jar of cranberry, a mess of wholeberries and sauce upon the towel beneath me. Tipping the jar up, i licked and lapped up all my yummy cummie, tasting of cranberry. Mixed with the jelly, i savoured every drop,  my devotion to my Mistress.

This was a very messy and fun release for Naughty November, one that had almost the intensity of a night in Europe (winks and blushes) - yes Mistress, that good!

It is a pleasure and honour to serve and worship You. i am so grateful for You allowing me back with You bit by bit, step by step, hug by hug and kiss by kiss.

i humbly submit my report and hope Mistress enjoyed the read and pictures a fraction of how much her sissy enjoyed taking part in Naughty November!

love and hugs and kisses,

Your sissy jezi girl and princess,
xxx